Thanks to Chris Brian can't control his modulation and ruins the apparatus....

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I call up JCPenny's family portrait center and ask them if my girlfriend and I can take some nude pictures.

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I guess the message isn't that funny, but it was funny at the time

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Chickens or kittens?

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This guy is so going to come to my frat party tomorrow.

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